Doctor States That Using a Seattle SEO Company Will Improve Your Health

In a report published in the latest issue of The New England Journal of Medicine, Dr. Miller Weiser claims that the results of his study show that using the services of a Seattle SEO company improved the health prospects of 64 percent

Seattle, WA (prHWY.com) August 17, 2012 - In a report published in the latest issue of The New England Journal of Medicine, Dr. Miller Weiser claims that the results of his study show that using the services of a Seattle SEO company improved the health prospects of 64 percent of the clinical trial's participants.

Dr. Weiser, an internist affiliated with The Mayo Clinic, had this to say about his study's findings: "This finding could change the way businesses are marketed online. Most participants not only found that their businesses got a lot more exposure on the Interweb, but they also derived health benefits from a Seattle SEO company." When asked what his next steps were regarding this study, Dr. Weiser stated, "I'm looking on this Interweb for the best deal on flights to Sweden."

A summary of the most salient results of Dr. Weiser's groundbreaking study include the following:

* 79 percent of the study's participants found that they experienced "less stress" as a result of using a Seattle SEO company. The other 21 percent were, according to Dr. Weiser, "too neurotic to be of any importance."

* 90 percent of female participants age 50 or older experienced a major reduction in the occurrence of hot flashes. According to Dr. Weiser, the other 10 percent were "old biddies going around mucking up things."

* 110 percent of male participants experienced a marked improvement in their intimate encounters after working with Seattle SEO companies. When asked about his curious math, Dr. Weiser said, "I have a degree from Harvard and have taken advantage of the best medical education that Uzbekistan has to offer. How dare you question me about my findings?"

Other physicians are excited about the results of Dr. Weiser's study. Dr. Turner Kelly, a feline neurosurgeon who has a bustling practice in Beatrice, Wyoming, had this to say about the study, "Dr. Miller Weiser is one of the great minds in medicine today. I wouldn't be surprised if he's the answer to a Jeopardy! question in a few years. His study was that groundbreaking." When asked if she was being swept up in hyperbole, Dr. Kelly said, "I don't know what hyperbole means, but no. I am not swept up in this hyperbole."

For those interested in hearing Dr. Weiser talk about his monumental study, he will be giving a lecture in front of the men's bathroom at the Seattle Aquarium on June 9th. Seating is limited. Arrive early as ill-humored security guards may interrupt the proceedings.

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