Bigfoot Community Embraces Laser Liposuction
Many people wouldn't think it to be true but even Bigfoot wants a slim and trim figure. Though long known for being tall and broad, many members of the Bigfoot family are wanting to slim down. For one thing, doing so makes their clothing fit better.
"I was tired of having to special order all my clothes. And I had to think ahead and order them all at least a season before I needed them so they would be ready for me to wear," Sheila Bigfoot explained. "I wanted to be able to go into my favorite store in the mall and actually buy something right off the rack. So I turned to laser liposuction."
Dr. Timothy Turner is a local plastic surgeon who specializes in laser liposuction. He has seen a noticeable uptick in the number of members of the Bigfoot community that have visited his office in the past year or two.
"It used to be that I might see one Bigfoot every year or so in my practice. Now I have patients from the Bigfoot community at least each week. In my pre-procedure consultations with these patients, I have noted their frustrations with being unable to wear the season's hottest and trendiest styles because they must special order their clothing."
Laser liposuction is really becoming trendy among those younger members of the Bigfoot community. This popularity has trickled down to the older members as well. Many of the older members feel this is a trend they can really support and get behind. This is especially true since they have had to miss so many of the other fashionable trends in past years.
"I had to completely miss the bell bottoms trend that swept the country several decades ago," moaned Sheila. "After my laser liposuction, I made a trip to the mall. For the very first time, I was able to go to my favorite store and take a pair of flare leg jeans off the rack. I marched right to the dressing rooms and tried them on. I easily found a pair that fit me and I was ecstatic."
With the explosive popularity of laser liposuction among the Bigfoot community, some local plastic surgeons, such as Dr. Turner, are offering specials aimed at bringing in even more members of that community. Dr. Turner, for example, is offering a huge discount ti the younger members of the Bigfoot community when they bring in a parent or other older adult.
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